liamdryden:

brasspistol:

kinghanalister:

(x)

oH MY GOD

heh

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

jay-z-r-us:

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

kayleeismysoulowl:

escapefromredroom:

destructivemistress:

rubee:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

[EXTERNAL SCREAMING]

[INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL SCREAMING] 

sudden desire to produce a blond child for this exact reason.

every-fandom-of-the-rainbow:

panz2:

castielsunderpants:

to anyone who is utterly isolated and doesn’t know about tuesdays this must be the most confusing gifset like ok this attractive guy is eating a taco and now another attractive guy waking up was he dreaming about the taco did the taco guy wake him up how was he sitting at the table if he was sleeping what do these gifs have to do with each other

I was expecting the text to explain, not further confuse me.

[muffled heat of the moment in the distance]

paperbridgeblahs:

Disney Characters Discover Their Cliques

rocioism:

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

 sleeping around

earth-song:

“Wild FOX” by Milan Krasula